Quotation Friday with Thomas: Vol #1

Starting this (un)-lucky Friday the 13th, we’re going to start having a weekly QFT – Quote Friday with Thomas! In this, I’m going to start relaying film quotes on this glorious day until the well runs dry. Who knows what kinds of stuff I’m going to come up with: funny quotes, dramatic quotes, good quotes from bad movies, bad quotes from good movies … it’s all up in the air. But keep this in mind; every one that I throw out there will assuredly be something that means something to me. Enjoy, and let me know what you think of the idea -- or even share your own!

"If you have the tooth of a whale, you must have the jaw of a whale to yield it." -- Whale Rider

"If memories could be canned, would they also have expiration dates? If so, I hope they last for centuries." -- Chungking Express (Chung hing sam lam)

"They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?'" -- Grosse Pointe Blank

"Love is the blackest of all plagues... if one could die of it, there would be some pleasure in love, but you don't die of it." -- The Seventh Seal (Det sjunde inseglet)

"Don't be so impatient, you can kill me at anytime. I'd like to talk to you. Have a seat. It's a nice day." -- Twilight Samurai (Tasogare Seibei)

Good Quote from a Bad Movie:
"Einstein's theory of relativity. Grab hold of a hot pan, second can seem like an hour. Put your hands on a hot woman, an hour can seem like a second. It's all relative." -- Deep Blue Sea